My wife completely fed up and
My wife completely fed up and disgusted with me packed my bags and told me to get out. As I was walking out she said, "I hope you die a slow and painful death."
I put my bags down, and asked, "So, you want me to stay?"

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My wife completely fed up and disgusted with me packed my bags and told me to get out. As I was walking out she said, "I hope you die a slow and painful death."
I put my bags down, and asked, "So, you want me to stay?"
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