My wife loves having sex with
My wife loves having sex with me!
Everytime I walk by or hear her talking about me to her friends, I always hear her say, "What a dick!"

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My wife loves having sex with me!
Everytime I walk by or hear her talking about me to her friends, I always hear her say, "What a dick!"
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