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Two Nuns on a Park Bench

Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.

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Circus Job with Elephants

Did I tell you about my new job at the circus? My job is to circumcise the elephants. The pay isn't great, but the tips are enormous.

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Alzheimer’s Diagnosis Twist Joke

Mr. Smith is at the doctor. The doctor says, "I have bad news, you have cancer and you have Alzheimer's." Mr. Smith thinks for a moment and says, "well at least I don't have cancer."

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Doctor Exam Awkward Moment Joke

Mr smith is going to an urologist. The Dr. says: Well Mr. Smith, you really have to stop masturbating. Mr. Smith asks: Why? The doctor: Because I can't do my exam like this.

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The Circus Job Interview

A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job.
"Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks.
-"I can do great bird impressions", the man replies.
-"Pssh, a lot of people can do that".
-"Oh well", the man says and flies away.

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