Running the Borders
Whatβs a countryβs favorite exercise? Running the borders.
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Whatβs a countryβs favorite exercise? Running the borders.
Why do rivers always know where to go? They follow their current path.
Why did the mountain break up with the valley? It needed some space.
Iceland is green and Greenland is ice. Makes sense, right?
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
Why do Norwegians drive electric cars? Because they like to get a-charged!
I took a geography.js test β it was a real trip.
What do you call an American drawing? A Yankee doodle.
Why donβt they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why did Europe break up with Asia? There were too many borders.
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
Why donβt geographers get lost? They always have a sense of direction.
I asked my GPS for directions. It said, 'Turn left at your last relationship.'
If you go to the South Pole, itβs all downhill from there.
Why did the map break up with the globe? It found someone more grounded.
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