Budget Meeting That Ended in Takeout
We had a family budget meeting to cut expenses.
Then we ordered takeout to save time.
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Finally Got Eight Hours of Sleep
I finally got eight hours of sleep.
It took three days, but still.
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My Bed vs My Alarm Clock
My bed and I are perfect for each other.
The alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
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The Golfer’s Backup Plan
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
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Why Basketball Players Are Messy Eaters
Why are basketball players messy eaters?
Because they dribble.
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Cantaloupe Wedding
Why did the melons not get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
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Crumby Cookie
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy.
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Lettuce Celebrate
What did the lettuce say after winning the race?
Lettuce celebrate!
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Monster’s Favorite Dessert
What is a monster's favorite dessert?
I scream.
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Snowman Breakfast
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
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Elf Selfie Season
Why do elves take so many photos in December?
They love elfies.
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Reaching the High Notes
Why did the music teacher bring a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
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Why the Teacher Wore Sunglasses
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
Because the students were so bright.
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Staying Up All Night for an Answer
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
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A Surprisingly Clean Recovery
I used to be addicted to soap.
I am clean now.
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