The Coffee Budget Problem
I tried to save the company money by making my coffee last all week. They just called it “budget mismanagement.”
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The Monday Printer Breakdown
Why did the office worker panic? The printer jammed and it was Monday.
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Invisible Shoes
I bought invisible shoes. I can’t find them, but at least they fit perfectly!
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Elevator Logic
I pressed the elevator button twice to make it go faster. It didn’t, but at least I looked busy!
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Time Traveler Diet
I started a diet as a time traveler. I ate yesterday’s leftovers today!
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Singing Nurse Injection Joke
Why did the nurse sing while giving injections? To make it a little less “pointless”!
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Therapy Nap Joke
Patient: "Doctor, I sleep during therapy." Doctor: "That’s okay, your dreams are part of the plan."
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Vitamin Fridge Joke
Why did the patient take vitamins in the fridge? Because he wanted to keep cool under pressure!
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Butter Open the Door Joke
Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open the door, I’m cold!
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Olive Giggle Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive to make you giggle!
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Lettuce Laugh Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce laugh together!
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Dancing Socks
Why did the socks start dancing? Because they had too much sole!
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Crayons Want Attention
Why did the crayons go to school? Because they wanted to draw attention!
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River Sense
Why do rivers never get lost? They always follow the current!
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Map Lost
I asked my map for directions and it said, "I’m lost too!"
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