Why Employees Bring Ladders
Why do employees always bring a ladder to work? Because the job has its ups and downs.
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The Raise Negotiation Strategy
I told my boss three companies were after me, so I needed a raise. He asked which ones. I said: gas, electric, and water.
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Why Skeletons Avoid HR
Why don’t skeletons work in HR? They don’t have the backbone.
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Saving Time at the Bank
Why did the man bring his watch to the bank? He wanted to save time.
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The Workplace Update Problem
My workplace is like a software update. It always wants to restart when I just got settled.
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Dressing for the Job You Want
They said dress for the job you want. Now I’m sitting in HR dressed as Batman.
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The Janitor’s Big Promotion
Why did the janitor get promoted? He swept the board!
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Redefining Success
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
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Why Programmers Avoid Nature
Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
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When It’s Only Wednesday
Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday.
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The Developer Who Went Broke
Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
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Starting With Nothing
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
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Why Accountants Excel
Why do accountants make good lovers? They excel at figures.
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Taking the Boss Literally
My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.
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The Soda Pressing Job
I have a job crushing cans. It’s soda pressing.
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