Why the Baseball Kept Getting Bigger
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
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Why Hummingbirds Hum
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they do not know the words.
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The Bear With No Teeth
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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A Profitable Donation Plan
I found out South American sperm banks pay you for your donations
I'm gonna be making Brazilians.
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I Saudi Arabia
I visited Mecca, Medina & Riyadh, guess what I saw?
I Saudi Arabia.
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Chuck Norris and Death
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago
it just took Death until today to build up the courage to tell him.
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Riding a Dolphin
My wife caught me riding a dolphin. I said it was accidental…
…but she swears it was on porpoise.
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Battery for the Time
I said to my son, "I need a battery so I can tell the time." He asked, "Is it for a clock?" I answered...
"I don't know! That's why I need the battery!"
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Shared Blanket Constitution
Our blanket has rules, amendments, and emergency clauses.
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Vacuum Time Negotiation
The best time to vacuum is whenever someone just sat down.
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Fitness Tracker Reality Check Joke
My fitness tracker applauds me for walking to the fridge. Standards are low.
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Hydration App Anxiety Joke
My hydration app is basically a polite alarm clock with thirst anxiety.
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The Carry-On Strategy
Packing a carry-on is engineering with denim and denial.
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The Suitcase Weight Surprise
My suitcase said 20 kilos. The airport scale said, "Try again."
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The Hotel Key Card Problem
Hotel key cards work perfectly until I look at them wrong.
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