The True Meaning of Multitasking
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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Why Work Feels Like Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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The Raise Request Gone Wrong
I told my boss I needed a raise. He said I was already going too high.
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The Calendar Factory Mistake
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a few days off.
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10 Puns Contest
I entered 10 puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in 10 did.
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Anti-Gravity Book
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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Cupcake Fight
What did the cupcake say to the fork? You want a piece of me?
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Orange Ran Out of Juice
Why did the orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice.
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Shoe Factory Fire
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
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Optometrist Lightbulb
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One … or two?
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Therapist Lightbulb
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
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Telemarketer Lightbulb
How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
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Teach a Man to Fish
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Cracking Egg Jokes
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
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Indecisive Humor
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
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