Robot's Favorite Snack
What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Computer chips.
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Computer Gets a Byte
What does a computer do when it's hungry? It has a byte.
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Can’t Trust an Atom
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
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Humble Equal Sign
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
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PowerPoint Crosses the Road
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide.
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Parallel Lines
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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Physicist Crosses the Road
Why did the physicist cross the road? To measure the chicken’s momentum.
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10 Types of People
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
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It Hurts When IP
What did the router say to the doctor? It hurts when IP.
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Java Developers Wear Glasses
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#.
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Grandpa Timeline Mix-Up
“Son, I found a condom in your room.”
“Hey, thanks, Grandpa!”
“Why are you calling me Grandpa?”
“Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.”
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What Year?
“I’d like a bottle of wine,” a woman told her waiter. “What year, ma’am?” the waiter replied. She huffed and said, “Well, I’d like it right now.”
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Changed My Mind
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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Lobster Tale
A man dining at a seafood restaurant asked for a lobster tail. The waitress smiled sweetly and said, “Once upon a time, there was this lobster …”
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Fallen Arches
“My son had to give up his career because of fallen arches,” said a man to his friend. “He’s an athlete?” the friend asked. The man shook his head and replied, “An architect.”
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