Student Eats Homework
Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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Banana and Dog
What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing. Bananas can’t talk!
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How to Make a Lemon Drop
How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
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Sad Math Book
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
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Tree That Fits in Your Hand
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
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Why Skeletons Don’t Fight
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
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Hi, Bud!
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
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How to Make a Tissue Dance
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
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Nacho Cheese
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
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Why the Bicycle Fell Over
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
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Why Your Nose Isn’t 12 Inches
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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Walls Meet at the Corner
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
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Stuffed Teddy Bear
Why did the teddy bear not eat dessert? He was stuffed.
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Continents Never Lost
Why don’t continents ever get lost? Because they have a lot of latitude.
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Friendly Ocean
Why is the ocean always friendly? Because it waves hello.
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