Thirsty Pony
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because it was a little horse.
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Giraffes Have Long Necks
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have stinky feet.
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Sick Puppy
What should you do if your puppy isn't feeling well?
Take him to the dog-tor.
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Bowling Cats
What kind of felines can bowl?
Alley cats.
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Gorillas and Lightbulbs
How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one … but it takes a whole lot of lightbulbs.
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Healthy Anteaters
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
Their anty-bodies keep them healthy.
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Salamander in Hollywood
Why did the salamander go to Hollywood?
To make newt movies!
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Cat's Favorite Color
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple.
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Hot Dog in the Shade
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.
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Count Cows
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
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Pile of Cats
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain.
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Pampered Cow
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
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Shellfish Oysters
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
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Cows at the Moo-vies
Where do cows go for fun?
To the moo-vies.
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Chicken Joins a Band
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
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