Olive You Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
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Lettuce In Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
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Doughnut Forget Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to say hello!
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Ice Cream Scary Movie Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice scream every time I see a scary movie!
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Harry Up Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
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Spell Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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Nana Your Business Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
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Tank Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
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Cow Says Moo Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
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It’s Not Bob Knock Knock Joke
This is Bob.
Bob has no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
It's not Bob.
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Boo Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
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Hailing Taxis
Is there anything worse than when it’s raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
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Piano Lost Its Keys
How did the piano get locked out of its car? It lost its keys.
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Computer Goes to Art School
Why did the computer go to art school? It had a lot of bytes to express.
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Building with the Most Stories
What building has the most stories? The library.
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