Frog Car Trouble
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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Parents Disagree on Origins
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" Father: "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies." Child asked mother: "How were people born?" Mother: "We were monkeys then evolved." Child: "You lied to me!" Father: "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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Medieval WiFi
Why didn’t knights use WiFi? They preferred swords over signals!
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Pharaoh Alarm
Why did the pharaoh refuse to wake up early? He didn’t want to rise and shine!
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Dinosaur Homework
Why didn’t the dinosaur finish history homework? Because it was extinct!
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The Beach Towel Escape
Why did the beach towel run away? It didn’t want to be taken for granted!
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Fighting Jet Lag With Coffee
I tried to fight jet lag with coffee. Now I’m awake in three different time zones!
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Why the Suitcase Refused to Travel
Why did the suitcase refuse to travel? It was feeling a little checked out!
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Laundry Battle
Why does laundry always win? Because it piles on the pressure!
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Grandma's WiFi
Grandma asked me why WiFi isn’t magic. I told her it kind of is!
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Sibling Prank
Why did my brother hide my homework? Because he wanted to play the “family fun game”!
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The Romantic Dinner Attempt
I tried to cook a romantic dinner. The smoke alarm was very supportive.
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Following the GPS Together
My partner insists on following the GPS exactly. We ended up in the wrong city, but together!
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When “LOL” Isn’t What It Seems
Why did she reply "LOL" to a serious text? Because sometimes love requires laughter!
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Why Meetings Feel Like Time Travel
Why do meetings at work feel like time travel? They start in the past and end in the future!
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