I Think I Need Glasses Joke
Patient: “Doctor, I think I need glasses.”
Teller: “You certainly do! This is a bank.”
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Birthday Cake Heartburn Joke
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
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Twitter Addiction Doctor Joke
Patient: Doctor, I’m addicted to Twitter.
Doctor: Sorry, I don’t follow you.
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Pair-a-medics Doctor Joke
What do you call two doctors? Pair-a-medics.
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Man Who Has Everything Joke
What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin.
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Doris Locked Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. That’s why I’m knocking!
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Beets Me Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me. I’m just here for the jokes.
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Little Old Lady Yodel Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
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Abyss You Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abyss.
Abyss who?
I miss you too!
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Cash or Peanuts Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.
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Woo Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get too excited—it’s just a silly knock-knock joke!
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Car Go Beep Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep!
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Dishes Joke Knock Knock
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a really bad joke.
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Ya Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow! You’re excited too!
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Atch Who Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
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