Fake Spaghetti
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
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Restaurant on the Moon
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Impossible to Put Down
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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Jumper Cables Warning
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, 'You can stay, but don’t start anything.'
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Excellent Reception
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Big Pause
A bear walks into a bar and says: 'Can I have a... Coke?' The bartender asks, 'What's with the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know. I was born with them.'
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Roman Orders Five Beers
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers, please."
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That's Going to Leave a Mark
A man walks into a bar and says, "That’s going to leave a mark."
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One for the Road
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, 'A beer please, and one for the road.'
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Skeleton's Order
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
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Infinity Denied
An infinity walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don’t serve your type here."
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Termite at the Bar
A termite walks into a bar and asks, 'Is the bartender here?'
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No Food Allowed
A sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don’t serve food here."
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Experimental Love Pill Doctor Joke
A lady goes to the doctor complaining that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, warns it’s experimental, and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes. That night, he jumps up, rakes the food onto the floor, grabs her, and ravages her right there on the table. She later says, "We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway."
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Horse and the Long Face
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, 'Why the long face?'
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